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On websites such as turntable.fm, where users seek to gain points in order to upgrade their avatars and therefore their level of respect on the site, lower ranked users often experience anxiety related to being seen as uncool or as an inferior member of the community. As a result, they work hard to accumulate as many points as possible, in the shortest amount of time, so they can upgrade to a better avatar. Once they have attained the new status, they instantly revert to feeling anxiety until they can accumulate enough points to move further up the ladder and get avatar surgery again.
I've been stuck on 286 points all day...if I can get 14 more points I can finally get avatar surgery!
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Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.
My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.
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#grapelivesmatter
Dont eat that grape grape lives matter it needs grape surgery
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To compare the difficulty of a task.
Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.
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You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.
Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."
Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"
Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."
Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."
Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."
Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Iam "You..."
Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."
Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."
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When someone does surgery on a grape
Oh no! We have to do surgery on a grape!
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When you think that something is simple and very easy to understand but you're not very competent as a human yourself at the moment.
A good example of a Malaphor (where two idioms combine to make a confusing saying that doesnt sound quite right)
Person1: "I can't believe you don't understand this. It's not rocket surgery!"
Person2: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
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