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When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!
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navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )
Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"
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An ugly Chick that slurps the cum off of your cock after the hott chick sucks you off.Only worthless whores or just gnasty bitches that can't get any are dick swabs.Hvae fun with your new phrase boys & girls!
"this Gross bitch is such a whore it makes me sick"
"Yeah,I know,The only thing that bitch is good for is for a dick swab!"
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(n) When, at the doctors office, one receives a throat culture test.
Man, that nurse just gave me the best swab job ever! Too bad I have strep throat.
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When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
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Can be used in many ways.
Someone who is a Swab is someone who's mother should have aborted them before birth.
When you tell someone to swab that shit out. You are telling them to change what they're doing at the moment or how they're acting.
To swab it out is to fuck shit up.
-Invented and popularized at Fuqua School in Farmville Virginia.
Dude Trey is pissing me off, he's such a swab.
I cant wait to get to the party and swab that bitch out.
Did you see what Tabitha was wearing today? I told her to swab that shit out.
Yea son i can't wait to swab it out later tonight
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two of the greatest, non-sexual, feelings in the world are a) when you have to shit really bad and you finally relieve yourself. And, b) when you clean your ears out with a cotton swab. when you do the two things together, it is the most amazing feeling!
Dude, I'm totally shit-swabbing on the toilet right now. :)
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