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An egregious effort made in a large group when a guy named Jon, not John, takes a bottle of whiskey and tells everyone to take a pull off of the bottle. He watches the flow of the bottle as it goes down the hatch making sure it’s a pure circle swallow.
Jon: “hey guys, it’s time for a circle swallow.”
Geoff: “get that bottle out of my face. I’ve already circle swallowed 3 times.”
Drink up; Don't choke, swallow
Shithead #1: My nigguh, I'm choking!
Shithead #2: Swallow bitch!!!
key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate
Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?
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(Verb) A sexual act that occurs when a man gets on all fours with his partners head between his knees. His partner proceeds to give him a blowjob and when he orgasms he squeals like a pig as his partner swallows his ejaculate.
She said she wanted me to be an animal in bed, so we did the hog-swallow.
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Something you say to someone who you are really pissed off at. Very cruel but still hilarious.
Mean kid: Hey Billy! Give me your lunch money.
Billy:Go swallow a knife, faggot.
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To suck on the testicles of a man.
Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones
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a girl who always ends any sexual encounter by swallowing the cum shot.
i got a date with amy tonight. she is a notorious baby swallower!
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