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A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.
When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.
Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.
Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...
He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..
"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
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An egregious effort made in a large group when a guy named Jon, not John, takes a bottle of whiskey and tells everyone to take a pull off of the bottle. He watches the flow of the bottle as it goes down the hatch making sure it’s a pure circle swallow.
Jon: “hey guys, it’s time for a circle swallow.”
Geoff: “get that bottle out of my face. I’ve already circle swallowed 3 times.”
Drink up; Don't choke, swallow
Shithead #1: My nigguh, I'm choking!
Shithead #2: Swallow bitch!!!
key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate
Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?
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(Verb) A sexual act that occurs when a man gets on all fours with his partners head between his knees. His partner proceeds to give him a blowjob and when he orgasms he squeals like a pig as his partner swallows his ejaculate.
She said she wanted me to be an animal in bed, so we did the hog-swallow.
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Something you say to someone who you are really pissed off at. Very cruel but still hilarious.
Mean kid: Hey Billy! Give me your lunch money.
Billy:Go swallow a knife, faggot.
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To suck on the testicles of a man.
Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones
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