Swank

To masturbate while crying. A combination of Sob and Wank.

Guy 1: Hey man, that sucks that Jess broke up with you.
Guy 2: Yeah I really miss her, but she is so hot. I swanked to her picture last night...

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swanking

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing

im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do

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Swanked

To be corrected in public by Swank or person who has his personality of being a over-pompous, health-regulated person

You've been Swanked!

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Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

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swanking

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

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Swank

A person that is probably a faggot and is not funny

Wow look at that swank

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Swank

Swank is another word for cool but it's sounds better

Michelle is Swank af.

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