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Bad-ass noun. Pronounced "Sways-foo."
A style of kung fu for the conscientious, considerate combat artist. This master of eastern philosophy and western cool can kick ass in all walks of life - be it on (or with) his surfboard, falling out of a plane and fighting in mid-air, serving in the army (where he never quite gives in to the collective jarhead identity of his fellow soldiers), sniping commies in the mountains, driving long-haul trucks, bouncing for roadside bars or even making pottery from beyond the grave - while showing just enough softness to let those around him know he'd rather be meditating, accepting the energy of waves or bedding major babes.
A word of warning, should you come across a learned pretty-boy disciple of Swayz-fu, do not underestimate or test said disciple, and most importantly, do not join forces with forces of corruption to bring him down, cuz he'll rip your fuckin' throat out with a lightning fast cobra strike.
Ex. 1: After performing a touching dance routine with a formerly awkward, newly confident teenage girl, an anonymous greaseball punk was foolish enough to question the sexual orientation of the softshoeing creator of the legendary Swayz-fu while also making an aggressive pass at the girl. He was rewarded accordingly with a destructive palm to the nose and a crunching knee to the groin.
Ex. 2: Should you live only to get radical, the way of Swayz-fu is the one true path. 100% pure adrenaline.
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A Ghost Fart. A silent but deadly
Whats that smell??
hehe, i just did a Patrick Swayze
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You are holding someone else's wrist and guiding them while they give you a hand job. Even more potent if "Unchained Melody" is playing in the background.
She was terrible at hand jobs, so he showed her a "Patrick Swayze" to save their marriage.
noun. when one puts one's car on cruise control (at speed), and climbs into the passenger seat, where usually a dance is performed for a few seconds before the driver returns to his proper seat, the whole process occurring without the driver touching the steering wheel. a particularly high form of 'going dumb', derived from ghostriding, it is ridiculously dangerous and should never be attempted by anyone. ever
verb form. 'swayze taxi', 'to swayze taxi', 'swayze taxied'
I was going about 55 down a nice, straight road, with no other cars around, so I pulled a Swayze Taxi and did a little shimmy with a thizz face in the passenger seat.
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When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob
My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.
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A man or woman who's sexual orientation is questioned thorough their manner of dress, speech, and overall actions. It can also be used to describe someone who is bisexual.
Example 1
Guy 1 Sweet jesus I think Lance is gay! Did you see him dancing last night?
Guy 2 He is dating Pam but I think he's dick swayze.
Example 2
He will hook up with whatever he can get. He's totally dick swayze.
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