Gabe Sweater

The American Apparel purple sweater that Gabe Saporta (from Cobra Startship) wears and made popular.

Person one: Hey, thats a Gabe Sweater *points to someone with purple american apparel sweater*

Person with sweater: A what?

Person one: We can't be friends anymore

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sweater bunnies

Boobs, breasts, tits, etc.

Did you see that chick? Her sweater bunnies were hopping tonight.

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sweater puppets

(n.) breasts, specifically large, jiggling, bouncy breasts.

Check out those sweater puppets!

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Sweater Muffins

Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.

"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"

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sweater hams

large perky well rounded breasts.

ingrid has the nicest set of sweater hams i've seen in a long time

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sweater stretchers

boobs

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.

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sweater hogans

The term describes a woman's breasts, typically in reference to an especially large pair.

"Sweet feathery Jesus...did you see the size of her sweater hogans??"

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