A day where you kick someone who is swedish.
Well they deserved it, after all it is kick a swede day...
The amount of how much of a Swede you are.
"You can't make assumptions about your swedeness based on the nationality of your grandma"
The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.
Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?
Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.
a person that doesnt like people born in 2009
person : do u like people born in 2009
swede : ofc not i want to kill all of them
A Swede is an object located in the Region of Sweden, falsely named "kingdom of Sweden" by internet trolls. A Swede refers to the human tribes located here, named Swede because they Suck Wieners Every-Day Eagerly
"The Swede is sucking my wiener"
"Yeah, they do that."
An asshole in general, not to be trusted, and sucks in general.
"No, you can't have my candy."
"Oh c'mon, don't be such a Swede!"