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the belief that taylor swift is gay and has been in love with woman
person a: i just listened to reputation, the song dress is kind of ... gay
person b: oh yeah its definitely a gaylor swift song
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Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.
Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.
Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.
<3 We love you Phil
Written by Niamh Edwards.
“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”
“Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”
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To run like a pussy from feds/goons/angry parents, usually while abandoning your friends and losing all dignity in the process
Honky 1: Shit! Goons up ahead!
Honky 2: Kick swift!
A notorious serial killer most famous for suffocating his victims in flex seal. He is currently on the loss in the US on a killing spree. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE CONTACT
Bill Swift is in my house better just give up and die.
Where life makes sense. Where taxes are high as the teenagers. Where the police can't shoot straight. Where you hang out at Wal-mart on a friday night to pass the time. Where you can buy freshly killed chicken from the hutterites behind the big eye for a fraction of the cost in the stores. Where a hutterite comes up to you on the street and asks if you would taste his sausage and we know what he means. Where you send your 5 year olds to walk 5 blocks in the dark in minus 20 weather to go to school. The only place in the world that doesn't even question the car running with your baby strapped in the car seat with the doors unlocked while the parent goes shopping. Where 1 out of 3 teenage girls are pregnant. Where there is a church on every corner but the christians are few and far between.
Swift Current is a great place to get stoned, get pregnant, walk in the dark at a young age and not get raped. Become a Christian, raise your kids, walk in the parks with your dog. Get your own key for the porn store. And get your lawn ordements stolen. You know, like every other city.
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A 22-year-old woman who, despite all of the critics and haters bashing her apparently for not singing 'well' live (though that argument is invalid-- if only you would give yourself a chance to take an actual listen to her singing live, you would find out she sings better than most of the artists you praise so much today for having such high vocal range. This just proves that a good singer is not defined as having an immensely high vocal range or hits notes perfectly all the time, but sings with heart and soul and uses her own style of singing) has made it to the top of the charts and has been relentlessly winning slews of awards. Has songs for almost everything and every one-- contrary to popular belief, not all of her songs are about boys and love. If you've never heard of the songs 'Long Live', 'Change', 'Never Grow Up', or 'The Best Day', you're a goner. Survives in the music industry for her undeniably great songwriting skills and the capability to work through any instrument to express her feelings. Manages herself, co-produces her albums and plans her own world tours. Taking things one step at a time, yet dominating the entire world.
Taylor Swift does not need an example because she, herself is already a perfect example.
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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
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