swimming

another word for saying that you had sex with somebody

"how did your date go last night?"
"oh me and bob ended up swimming!"

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swimming

1.) The physical act of getting "high" by smoking or otherwise ingesting any or all portions of the marijuana or "weed"plant. Often associated with the slang term 'purple hippo'.

2.) The act of submerging or surrounding most or all of one's body underwater. Bodily sensation feels as if one is able to float in midair.

1.) God: "Hey...we should totally go swimming. Right. Now."

2.) Little Johnny: "But Principal Andrews! All the cool kids have been swimming all day and I don't know how!"
Principal Andrews: "Oh Johnny boy, don't you worry! I'll teach you how to go swimming like the teachers do and you can be just as cool as everybody else at school! You'll even be able to teach other kids to be cool like you!"

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swimming

code word for being stoned

"Are you swimming Briana?"
"Fu*k ya i am"

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SWIM

Some Wanker In Melbourne

SWIM loves to cut and paste from Google...

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SWIM

Sorry
Wrong
I (instant)
M (message)

Often used after saying something stupid over the internet. Often not actually sent to the wrong person.

Guy (to ex-girlfriend): I still love you.

Ex-Girlfriend: I hate you.

Guy: SWIM

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swimming

Getting high, also see skinny dipping, getting high naked

I went swimming last night, boy are my lungs tired.

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SWIM

Acronym for:
Sorry
Wrong
I (instant)
M (message)

Used when you IM someone other than the person you were trying to IM.

SexyGuy09: Hey baby. Wanna go out tonight?
xoUglyChickxo:That sounds swell! what time?
SexyGuy09: Oh shit! SWIM!

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