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Martini glass filled with warm water, place testicles in glass add straw and lightly blow, thus resulting in a tiny jacuzzi.
Karen ended the night by giving me a swirly bubbler!
to be highly intoxicated to the point of no return, the best form of intoxication ever. happy drunk.
ex. 1
kim: julia, your hair is in your cup of captain morgan...
julia: gurrrrrl, i don't care, i'm swirly turnt!
ex. 2
random: "YOU GUYS READY TO BE SIWRLY TURNT?!" *takes 5 shots*
When a girl shits in an ice cream cone through a swirly nozzle and is eaten by a man.
Girl 1:How would you like an ass swirly?
Guy 1:Hell yes!
Mixing a drink with a penis rather than a stir or swizzle stick.
Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.
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A young woman who enjoys having her head flushed in the toilet during sex.
"Jessica said she liked it nasty, so during some doggy style in the bathroom I put her head in the toilet and flushed over and over again. Jessica is now a swirlie girl."
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When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.
Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.
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After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.