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When a girl shits in an ice cream cone through a swirly nozzle and is eaten by a man.
Girl 1:How would you like an ass swirly?
Guy 1:Hell yes!
Martini glass filled with warm water, place testicles in glass add straw and lightly blow, thus resulting in a tiny jacuzzi.
Karen ended the night by giving me a swirly bubbler!
Receiving a handjob from a retarded kid.
Boy 1: You know that kid Lamont?
Boy 2: Yeah what about him?
Boy 1: He got a peppermint swirly from the retarded girl in the bathroom the other day!
Mixing a drink with a penis rather than a stir or swizzle stick.
Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.
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A young woman who enjoys having her head flushed in the toilet during sex.
"Jessica said she liked it nasty, so during some doggy style in the bathroom I put her head in the toilet and flushed over and over again. Jessica is now a swirlie girl."
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When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.
Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.
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The process of enlarging the hole of the penis and processing to stick 13 batteries and constantly yelling in a swirly twirly for 6 hours and 8 minutes exactly. After the 8 hours and 6 minutes twist your penis an exact 452 degrees.
Bill gave me a swirly twirly and it ripped off my penis.