No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

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Take your nose off my keyboard

A lyric sung by The Weeknd at the beginning of Crew Love. It basically means that hoes need to mind their damn business, which is why he told them that.

Girl: I LOVE THE WEEKND OMG!!! HE'S GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY!!!
The Weeknd: Take your nose off my keyboard.
Girl: HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!! *faints*
The Weeknd: Aw, damn. That's the third time this week!

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They gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUG POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE OURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS

BLACK AND SAMOAN IN MY VEINS MY CULTURE BANGING WITH STRANGE WHATS WHATS MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? ROCK! But seriously, they gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off.

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lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

But it's better if you do.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close. - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

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lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"

Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

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I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member

Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm

Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off