tardy the turtle

"Slow" turtle from 'The Greg the Bunny Show". Has a Phd from Harvard and like to eat sandwiches.

Tardy the Turtle:"The crayon's taste like purple"

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cole tardy

cole tardy is the best person ever he is so nice and always sweet even when he is around his friends!! u need to find someone like cole in your life, but cole + leah forever idc

“hey have u ever met someone better than me?”
“yeah man, i met cole tardy!!”

tardy-wack

A hat cocked at a 45-degree angle.

When Jerry goes to the mall, he likes to wear his ball cap all tardy-wack like 50-Cent.

TARDIS gay

adjective

Someone who does not appear as gay as he is i.e. he is gayer on inside then on the outside

see TARDIS

That man is TARDIS gay. I know he only looks a little fruity but I hear he sucks 10 cocks a day.

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TARDIS Syndrome

Where you think it's one day, but in actual fact it's another.

Named after the Time Machine "The TARDIS" which is used by
Doctor Who.

Dave leaps out of bed at 7am, grabs a bite and heads off to work, only to realise later that it's Saturday and he could have slept in.

"What happened to you?" asks his confused Wife upon his return.

"Just a little TARDIS Syndrome" I think" He replies.

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tee tardy

To be late for ones Tee time at a golf course.

It's 11:15, and tee time was 11:00... I can't believe John is tee tardy again.

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tardy sauce

Proverbial sauce brought by someone who is late. Cannot be used by the tardy person in question

"Look who's hauling the tardy sauce!"

Does not work: "I brought the tardy sauce."

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