Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

Tat's Theory

"Everything sucks because it can suck."

Alternatively, "Everything sucks."

According to Tat's Theory, everything sucks because it can suck.

Cooley Tat

The tattoo one man gets of another man. The term originates from rapper Wale's tattoo of football player Chris Cooley. When someone gets a Cooley Tat they are gay.

Dude 1: "Ah man, I woke up last night and I had a tattoo."
Dude 2: "Oh shit, is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger? You got a Cooley Tat and you know what that means!"
Dude 1: "Shit, I guess I'm a raving homo."

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Cat tat

A tattoo of a cat

"I like my cat."
"Then you should totally get a cat tat."

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Tatted Pipe

a tattooed cock,penis,dick etc.

Damn girlfriend did you see the "Tatted Pipe" on that stud

P-tat

Pirate tattoo

Man that bitch has a P-tat.

Tat-eww

A horribly bad tattoo that is either a result of weak artwork, a poorly skilled tattoo artist, an unpleasant body location, an out of shape subject, or a combination of some or all of these elements.

Dude! Did you see the tramp stamp on that skank? Talk about a tat-eww!

Tracy got wasted in Tijuana and came home with a nasty tat-eww on her ankle.