Farmyard Tennis

Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.

"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."

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tennis chains

Tennis chains are a type of men’s chain that are typically thin, long, and are often filled with diamonds, making them significantly brighter than the average chain or necklace.

Got 'em tennis chains on and they real blingy (bling)

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no u tennis

When 2 people keep 'no u'ing each other.

We are now tuning in live to this intense game of no u tennis!
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Tennis good

v. - exceeding in skill at the sport of Tennis.

Example 1:
Terry: Hey Kevin, would you want to hit the courts tonight?
Kevin: Unfortunately Terry I'll have to pass. I can't tennis good, I cnt reed, and on top of that I have a big report due tomorrow!

Example 2:
Roger Federer can Tennis good.

Bread tennis

Two scissoring girls with a yeast infection

We had the yeasties, but we bread tennis’d anyways

Lyric tennis

A game typically played via text or instant messenger. One person messages a sentence from the lyrics to a song, then the other person messages back the following sentence, and so on and so forth until the end of the song.
Because of the element of to-and-fro it is effectively like a game of tennis.

A favourite pastime of my friend Mark and I is playing lyric tennis.

ultimate tennis

Game in which two people grip hands like they were arm wrestling, but instead they take turns slapping each others hand as hard as possible, the first one to quit from the pain is the loser.

Ben slapped John so hard, he left welts. John won't play ultimate tennis anymore.

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