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an ugly slutty whore who no one likes and is known for her fake body and sucky music on MTV.
I couldn't stand watching that slut Tila Tequila's show last night so i turned it off.
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A Mexican bird. Not to be confused with the novel To Kill A Mockingbird.
El Paso is full of Tequila Mockingbirds.
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The amount of Tequila consumed in bottles (fifths)that would be required to do (screw) a chick or guy. "Eating the worm" adds additional caveats to the meaning without drinking an additional bottle. The tequila factor can be stated with or without "eating the worm". The tequila factor limit is three (3)bottles including eating the worm, because tequila will make you fall in love with anything.
Gosh, she/he, has a one bottle tequila factor without the worm, before I would do her/him!
Her?, she has no tequila factor!
That's definitely a three bottle tequila factor, including the worms!
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is the defined super whore , she is the unholy christ of bisexuals everywere. who knew you could fuck your way on to mtv... I think she is a morfed nigger,spick,asian..
she is the defination of whoreisim
tila tequila is looking for a chick with a really big clit
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An expensive brand of tequila. Usually a status symbol if you are drinking it.;)
"Im on Patron Tequila." -- Paradiso Girls/Keri Hilson
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A Tequila gawk is performed by pouring a line of salt along a penis and taping a lime wedge to the balls. Then whomever is sucking the dick, takes a shot of tequila, deepthroats the dick and licks the limey balls.
Wanting to spice up their sex life and get shit faced at the same time Dan and Moomoo decided to do Tequila gawks instead of shots.
1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.
2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.
1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?
2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.