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As of February 6, 2018, the fastest car that humans have ever built. This is not because it drives quickly, but rather that Elon Musk strapped one onto a fucking rocket and shot it into orbit.
Get your Tesla Roadster, the fastest car in the world, once you pay for it to be launched into orbit.
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According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.
"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"
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Read above post also. The most epic thing ever made. There are multiple types, such as Spark Gap Tesla Coils (SGTC), Solid State Tesla Coils (SSTC), Dual Resonant Solid State Tesla Coils(DRSSTC), Vacuum Tube Tesla Coils (VTTC), and High Frequency Solid State Tesla Coils (HFSSTC) , and much more. All Tesla Coils are transformers. They look like weird, thin, and shiny towers. Their size can vary, from the 3 inch tall desktop models, to the 7 feet tall garage models, to the 200 ft tall Lightning Lab models. I need to explain over couple of posts because there isn't enough space to contain all the awesomeness I am about to explain.
I love Tesla Coils. The longer, taller, and wider they are, the better. The more powerful the Tesla Coil, the better. I love that white stuff coming from that top. The more of it, the better.
I need a constant stream of water on my secondary coil when shining it. I need to put one coat of polyurethane on it, sand it down in the water, poly it again, and sand it down, about 10 times for a nice shine. It gets pretty cold outside so I just take it into the shower with me.
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Punchline used to play a game signify seeing a Tesla. Similar to vw buggy but more common now.
Tesla buggy, *punches nearby friends arm *3 pts for all white Tesla with blacked out windows.
Sydney.
Ok listen. Tesla energy is when a person is just a fucking wild card and you get anything with them. They’re crazy and honestly that’s what you love them for. But if you find a person who inhabits Tesla Energy, play that card wisely.
Me and my girlfriend: “You have Tesla Energy.”
Sydney: “What does that even mean.”
Me: “Wait let me put it on Urban Dictionary”
The punch buggy game but the participants punch each other on the arm upon first sight of a Tesla and yell out the color of the tesla
“I hate playing tesla punch with you. You always punch too hard.”
When either you or the person you’re out on a date with owns/ rents a Tesla and you push the front chairs all the way forward, and the back chairs down, then you put an air mattress in the car and proceed to Netflix and chill in the car.
“I really wanna go on a Tesla date with someone”
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