she is a star she is beautiful she is wonderful boys are scared to ask her out.
man 1:Man I want to ask tess g out but im scared
man 2:Me too I really like her
Tess's are backstabbing bitches that can't be trusted. An upside to their bitchinnes is that they do it to your face
far out don't be friends with Tess she's so mean
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teacher:in first place is .....tess tickles
teacher:who is this leave my fucking classroom now
roisin and chloe:bye miss
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(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions
See; Spud
(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.
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A women of demesic love, she loves long showers and baking cookies. she often lets audrey turco eat hher cookie dough, she has no friends bu her dog sammy. her mom Krissan ate her once but than she came out.
Audrey: Why are you actinhg like Tess Miller
Kyle: ladiessss
Tess almighty is a semi- famous Viner that is directed towards fans of fifth harmony, twenty one pilots, the 1975, and one direction. She's hot as hell and makes the funniest vines ever.
person 1: " dude did you see Tess almighty's vine with Zach Tomlinson last night?"
person 2: " hell yeah! they are friendship goals af!"
small,smiley good at everything except maths