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Squidward Testicles is Gay
Squidward Testicles is Gay
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(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.
Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."
Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."
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A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.
Yo man, pass me the testicle board, my boys are frying over here!
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When a male or female loves to lick or fondle or just in general likes to play with the male nutsack
Dave: that girl there has a testicle fetish, she fondled my balls last night
Susy: I love to play with Dave's balls
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A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.
Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"
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When two guys slap their testicles violently at each other.
Timmy and Jimmy testicle wrestled yesterday. Their balls are now black and blue.
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Another word for apple.
When his brought a bunch of apples for him, he said, "Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!"
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