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The only state in the US with a defensive slogan, nessesary because of the constant teasing by other states.
Any Northern State: "Hey, Texas, go back to your trailer and brush your tooth. Your breath smells like squirrel."
Texas: "Hey, don't mess with Texas!"
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Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.
Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas.
Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone.
Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people.
Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.
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slang for "crazy" or "wild" in Norway.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Yeah I did! It was totally texas!
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Texa is a couple, that came way way way to close to happening. It’s never going to happen, it almost happened once and it’s not about to ever again.
“Ew what? Why would anyone ever ship texa?”
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A state that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny.
A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.
A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.
A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.
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A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
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Home to fake coyboys and pickup trucks.
Howdy! Let's throw that hay in the back of mah truck and let's head on down to Houston, Texas!
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