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A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.
Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔
Someone that is constantly textin you and tellin on someone else!
My kids keeps textin me about her sister hitting her. I told her that she is a tattle-texter!
Where you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you go to look at your phone and realise that it was just your imagination
-"Dam it, i just had texters twitch!"
--"Dude, I hate it when that happens"
-"Bummer"
A person who you have met on the Internet or an acquaintance who constantly texts you and never wants to meet up or hang out. It's as if there are ghosts but they take up all of your time if you bother to talk to them.
Boss: you're sitting at your desk but you're not working you just on your phone what the hell are you doing? Worker: I'm just texting page for the millionth time today. I talked to her all the time for months but we have never met.
Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work
The one or two car gap sometimes larger between cars when the driver is obviously texting.
Someone at the end of the line gets screwed in making the light cause of texters gap.
Someone who blows up your phone with tons of short messages instead of writing them together. Also known as a "Text Clumper".
So u just couldnt write all that into one text so that my phone would dong once instead of a 100 times lol, ur a clump texter
The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.
Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
text: hey rachael ill be there around 7
(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?
text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.
^He has texter's remorse^
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