thanks you

When you attempt to thank someone and your brain fucks up between saying "thank you" and "thanks." And you feel liking a fucking idiot.

Paul: I just spent all my dosh bailing your ass out of jail.
Mike: Thanks you.

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Thanks for Partying

Used to rely an awesome time between friends. Instead of apologizing for what you've done, this is a way for your friends to affirm that you had an awesome time. Hold your head high, you made the party. TFP

ThanksforPartying.com

Paul: You got hammered last night, Thanks for Partying.
Trey: You're very welcome.

Brian: Man, you know you had sex w/ my sister and tried to burn down the bar.. Thanks for Partying.
Ron: You're very welcome, my good sir.

Don't Apologize, Thanks for Partying

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thanks in advance

An expression of entitlement disguised as gratitude. The implicit message in giving thanks for something that hasn't been done is that it WILL be done. This expression also excuses the user from having to provide actual gratitude after the request is completed.

Have those reports on my desk before you leave today. Thanks in advance!

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Thanks For Playing

The phrase "thanks for playing" is said arrogantly towards someone who you've just proved wrong.

Dustin: "Michael Turner led the league in rushing in 2008"

Craig: "That would be Adrian Peterson not Michael Turner...but Thanks For Playing!"

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thanks-taking

Thanksgiving, renamed in remembrance of what we are truly celebrating... the genocide of indigenous people.

My friend Peter Jurich celebrates thanks-taking

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Thanks, Obama!

A generic complaint about anything bad, ever.
Originally used to actually attribute things to President Obama, "Thanks, Obama" was used to complain about problems increasingly unlikely to be the fault of the President, and can now be used as a complaint about anything.

The economy is in the toilet? Thanks, Obama!
Millions have died in the Middle East? Thanks, Obama!
I was fired from my job? Thanks, Obama!
Aliens are invading the Earth? Thanks, Obama!
Everything will ultimately be destroyed in the heat death of the universe? Thanks, Obama!

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thanks for the add

A common phrase seen on myspace profiles signifying that the person with this comment has recently tried to "ADD to Friends" someone and they accepted. Also, a polite way of saying "I don't know you or anything about you, but hey, thanks for taking an interest in me..."

%WoRlD Of sORrOwS% would like to be added to your friends.
Accept Deny
--clicks accept--
--goes to profile of %WoRlD Of sORrOwS%--
--clicks Add Comment--
--Types "Thanks for the add!"--

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