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The stupidest, most unrealistic exaggerated show on nickelodeon. How the fuck does this make sense:
-Their school is an unrealistic paradise which makes normal people like you and me SHUT THE TV OFF
-Their fucking dorm rooms are like hotel rooms
-They're too busy flirting with the boys (who by the way are all urealisticlly hot) to actually go to class AT THEIR SCHOOL
-Their biggest problems in the episodes is if they get gossiped about or accidently wear the same dress as someone else to the dance.
AND TO TOP ALL THIS SHIT OFF, ITS BRITTNEY SPEARS LITTLE SISTER. PLEASE SHUT THE TV OFF UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE A BUNCH OF SLUTS LIVING IT UP.
person 1: OMG I wish I was Zoey 101
person 2: Wow, your a stupid whore. Thats almost as bad as saying you wish you were Hanna Montanna.
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a stupid show about a preppy punk-ass bitch who is a stuck up little whore and thinks girls are better than boys.
Zoey 101 is t3h worst show on Nick.
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Fuck boy 101 is the guy that thinks he can have who ever he wants. He will only hang out on his time, and keep you waiting for days for a response. They generally get their feelings hurt over little things. They are never wrong and always the one that was "hurt" by ypur actions of calling them out or you expressing how they made you feel. They will tell you they dont want you because you do not fit a certain body type, but still tell you they like you. They will go back and forth saying they cant be with you, but then all of a sudden they do. But if you dont give them the answer they want right away, they will act like you font exist.
FB101: "I'm into skinny girls...sorry.."
Me: "Its all good, usually i go for someone based of personality. Im not shallow.."
FB101: "Thats why I like you though..."
FB101: "Will you date me? 😊"
Me: "You are so confusing... can we talk about what is going on here?"
A week later.. no response...still..
Telling friends about the circumstances
"Thats because hes a Fuckboy 101 gurl.. leave him alone, he's a child"
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A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.
Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?
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Exclamation used to express exasperation or disgust.
"I can't get this computer to boot up properly! 101 Damnations!"
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A modern course in economics that teaches the difference between the term "WORTH" and "VAUE"
To find out how much something is "WORTH" IT MUST BE SOLD FOR A PRICE!! period end of discussion This is not a debate. Finding a buyer is absolutely necessary or your product has not proven to be worth your asking price. Especially if you are selling information.
Value on the other hand is determined by customer perceptions. How useful the product has been while in the customer's hands is the GOLD standard for perceived value? A good customer review is the best advertisement.
This economics class is very extensive and to reveal more without collecting tuition is not in the best interest of the school faculty. The logic and reasons are evident already.
Blessings, respect, and love to all, from the online campus of CBPBPU "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Pickers University"
Christ Bob: My father the Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, leprechaun Spirited "LORD BUD" taught me the value of a dollar is 1/2 gallon of blackberries by paying me $2 a day to pick one gallon. That was in the first semester of Moneyology 101. I was so thankful to find a buyer for those berries, but I suspect the value of the berries is more than two dollars.
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stereotype that a girl who has not taken lesbian 101 has not yet had a real lesbian experience. the stereotype is that the first time a girl really goes for another girl they will fall ridiculiously head over heels in love/infatuation, mixing up the pleasure of having sex with a girl/being in a female relationship/having a crush on a girl with being with THAT specific girl. especially a problem when one girl/lesbian/bi/queer female seduces/becomes involved with/is accused of seducing a girl who's never done anything with a girl before. ties into the joke: "what do lesbians bring on a second date? a uhaul." in that girls who are completing lesbian 101 may fall prone to overcommitment in the excitement of experiencing their first lesbian love. although sometimes lesbian 101 experiences can work out, like it's heterosexual counter part "frist love" it typically ends passionately and messily. completing lesbian 101 does not mean that you will major in women's studies, or to put it bluntly, become a lesbian.
jamie: hey amie! i hear you've got a moho girlfriend now, how's that workin out?
amie: oh my god she's amaaaaaaaaazing! i love her so much! i mean i know we've only been 3 days but i know she's the one! she, like, completes me! i've already picked out the name of our adopted children! and god is the sex mind blowing!!!
jamie:... dude, you are totally taking lesbian 101. have fun with that...
julie: yeah, so i really like this new chick lucy but uh...i'm afraid she hasn't taken lesbian 101, and i totally don't want to mess with that, you know?
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