24th Base

To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it

"Heyi got to 24th base last night"
"Fuck Off You Freak"

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May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pAsTa on this Day. That's an order. periodT.🍝

1)"What's today? "
2)"Oh its May 24th."

1)"Have you eaten dat rigatoni pasta yet?"

2)"Of COURSE!"

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August 24th

International Kobe day honoring Kobe Bryant (Kobe day/Mamba day)

“What day is it?”
“August 24th Kobe day we honor him all day”

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September 24th

If you where born on this day your automatically better than anyone named alyssa not born on this day if your name is Layla and your born on this day your most loyal friends name starts with a j and ends with an a

Hey when’s your birthday

September 24th

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24th december

*mum and dad go to bed*

*you wait an hour for them to get to sleep*
*go downstairs and look at your presents*

*stay downstairs till morning and then you can wake everyone up* CHRISTMAS EVE

pull an all nighter on the 24th december!!

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24th base

Picking up a random person on the side of the street, raping them, and then having them enjoy it. therefore not considered rape afterwards.

Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: Sooo...how did that work out for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...

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August 24th

National "fuck a teacher day" We love our teachers, but not enough.

Should I fuck Mr. Eden on August 24th?

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