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1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
BlueDevilMafia 57 , is an international criminal gang that originated in 2019 HeadHuncho Know As TsulKalu SouthCentralLos Angeles, California, Fresno California BlueDevilMafia 57 NorthsideFresno 5700 W Stuart AveCaliforniaZipcode93722.... Also SouthCentralLosAngeles5700 E Stuart Ave West Covina Ave Crips ♿ the Two Separate gangs was set from other gangs in the Los Angeles area They are well known Having trouble with Mexican Mafia MS-13 There Known For Being Heavy Metal Rough Riders Also Know For Being Non Biracial Natives Also African Americans other races They Worship the Cherokee Devil TsulKalu57 There Also GangMember Travelers There Known inside Northside Fresno Also SouthCentralLos Angeles.
BlueDevilMafia 57
When a female is is on a computer chair and there is a dildo attached to the desk in front of her, and then the male uses his pelvic thrust to push her into the didloed-desk.
My pelvic hurts because i was doing the Pelvic 57 on my gf, she got real loose.
SQUASH 57, aka Squash57 / SQ57 / S57 and Racketball (in the UK), is a game played by 2 or 4 people on a squash court using Racquetball racquets and a 57mm diameter rubber ball. The sport is governed by the World Squash Federation.
I play SQUASH 57 on a squash court
A Russian air-droppable tank destroyer, infamous in War Thunder for its sneakiness and surprisingly deadly gun. This sneakiness is often amplified with bushes. It’s also known as simply ASU.
Of course I couldn’t see him, he’s a ASU-57 covered in bushes!
(Covid-57) is when someone gets covid-19 for the 3rd time.
Hey i feel a bit shitty today mate.
You might have Covid-57 dude