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If you were born on this day, you are lucky enough to have the fattest ass. People born on this day tend to be kind, empathetic, and a pleasure to anyone they meet. You are also really good at giving blow jobs and every guy you meet will tell you every single time. As a water sign, you know how to connect with others and will always put their feelings before yours (its okay)
you know what they say about people born on march 5th? they're an emotional mess.
The day most good looking, generous, humourous, caring, talented, has good sense of everything and kind hearted ppl are born to existence. If you know someone who's born on this date you are blessed. BLESSED!
I wish i was born on the 5th of March...
National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!
for all the tik tokers out there on march 5th
A hard to find, almost secret, entry point of penetration on a woman's body used specifically for sexual intercourse. It's legendary presence has been ranked alongside The Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch and UFO sightings.
Man 1: "I was with my girl last night and everything was perfect. We took love making to a new level.....and I found the 5th hole."
Man 2: "How did you find it?"
Man 1: "You just have to believe."
The day when you ask out your crush with out any hesitation or being nervous at all believe me I asked out my crush out on October 5th and we’ve been happy ever since
Daniel don’t worry it’s October 5th
Okay what about it
It’s the day you don’t have any hesitation or being nervous to ask out your crush
Really?
Yes Daniel
So go out there and ask out your one and only
Girl: gives hug to best friend
Best friend:why did you do that for??
Girl: it’s December 5th!!