Dotard-Bunker

The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.

This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.

"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"

"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"

"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"

cock bunker

the insertion point of a female (or male)that is overly abused and could fit multiple male genitalia inside of it.

look at that cock bunker

Beaver Bunker

This phenomenon occurs when the golfer is about to chip onto the green, but inadvertently chips past the green and into another bunker. This other bunker is coined the beaver bunker. If the golfer chips it into another bunker from the beaver bunker, the following bunker would still be considered the beaver bunker, but just to the second degree this time. If this cycle were to repeat itself multiple times throughout the same hole, the degree system continues to climb up the ranks.

Oh my gosh, I just can’t hit the green today. Last hole I airmailed it from the fairway and this hole I just hit it into the beaver bunker.

bunker blast

A fart. A blast of intestinal gas coming from the bunker (th ass).

I smell a bunker blast.

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Meat Bunker

A woman's vagina, usually very large in size.

I had this girl over last night and got all up in her meat bunker.

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Inspecting the bunker

A euphemism of 21st-century origin for seeking privacy urgently because one has wet or shat one's pants.

Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany informed the reporters that President Donald J. Trump would be unable to take questions because he was inspecting the bunker.

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Fap Bunker

Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.

With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.