cal lu

a small, private university located in the extremely exciting town of thousand oaks. in fact, it's so exciting that everyone leaves on the weekends.

i may dis cal lu, but i still <3 it.

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Cal Poly

"Cal Poly" may refer to one of two universities:

*California Polytechnic State University (Cal Poly San Luis Obispo or Cal Poly SLO)

*California State Polytechnic University, Pomona (Cal Poly Pomona)

Graduate1: I got my degree in Architecture from Cal Poly.
Graduate2: Which one?
Graduate1: Pomona
Graduate2: Cool, I went to SLO for engineering!

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Cal City

Name for Calumet City, IL. Suburb southeast of Chicago on Indiana State line. Locals refer to town as "Cal City" Refered to in the Original Blues Brothers movie.

I grew up in Cal City, over by River Oaks.

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cal-i

Although the highest division in one of the most prestigious Counter-Strike (first-person shooter) leagues, cal-i has developed the title of a virtuoso in any activity. Whether it be in Counter-Strike itself, basketball, or even cooking. Referring somebody or something to cal-i is very similar to expressing one's ingenuity.

"Oh wow your mom's cooking is cal-i."
"Ugh. That beat is cal-i."
"Game winner? OMG you are cal-i"

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.40 cal

First introduced by Smith&Wesson in 1990. Ballisticly similar to the 9mm parabellum, but with muzzle velocity exceeding all 9mm loads, and exceeding most standard loads of the outdated .45ACP cartridge, while having a standard magazine capacity of as many as 15 rounds (G22) as compared to the 7 round standard 1911 magazines, or the awkward-to-hold 13rd G20. Despite the belief or most inexperienced with the round, the .40 S&W has noticeably more recoil then the .45ACP.

Ironically, Austrian manufacturer Glock beat Smith & Wesson to the dealer shelves in 1990, with pistols chambered in .40 cal.

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cal poly

Better than UC Berkeley in Engineering and Science, better than any other school in the nation in Architecture.

Cal Poly is the most underrated school in the west, and that is a good thing.

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Cent Cal

The giant Central Valley in California.

(btw the norcal socal border is 2 hours north of bakersfield)

SOCAL: Hey have you heard of Cent Cal?

NORCAL: Is it a microbrewery?

SOCAL: No i think its the giant valley in california where 90 percent of the nation's produce comes from?

NORCAL: Oh, I don't give a shit about the other 80 percent land mass of california besides orange county and the bay area.

SOCAL: Yeah me neither, let's give each other handjobs.

NORCAL: Bitchin'

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