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National Kidney Foundation

A huge scam that conned me out of a kidney; this is an organization that offers you money for your kidney so they can help someone but then they "lose it in transit."

The National Kidney Foundation decided to con me out of a kidney, and I know they just wanted to take advantage of me, since their representatives refused to give me compensation for the kidney. And yes, I have sued them but the media has not supported me.

by dontdonatetothenkf January 23, 2012


Billy Crystal Foundation

Another term for a drug dealer who sells crystal meth

"Hey let's give that guy on the corner some money."
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"

by somebodythatyoudontknow May 29, 2018


Noah's Foundation School

NFS is the school where the teachers are more interesting than the students. For real, no joke, on god. The students are desperate as hell for either one guy or they can't choose who to like. Most often than not there will be drama every month, created mostly by students. Roast accounts, expulsion threats, smoking weed in the bathroom, dating rumors etc. They have everything you can possibly name. This is the best place to go to if you want to have an english teacher who keeps telling you about his life story instead of the actual lesson, a science teacher who tells you to button your cardigan every 3 seconds, a miss who keeps yelling "KEEP QUIET!" every 5 seconds, Dwayne the Rock Jounson as your maths teacher, a geography teacher who asks you for common sense, a hindi teacher who makes jokes you won't understand, and 2 teachers who watch Andrew Tate and follow him religiously. You will find this school quite fun if you are massively into BDSM, torture, etc. You will either be very popular or nobody will know you in this school, no in between.

If you go to this school you will have an outrageously bad uniform but don't worry, the uniform runs out mighty quick so you might aswell buy it super late to avoid wearing it everyday.

Ezra: "have you seen the neighbour's kid?"

Jonana: "No, is he weird?"

Ezra: "Most likely, he seems to always have his sweaters and cardigans buttoned. He definitely goes to Noah's Foundation School."

by Hriathlua's Fan August 30, 2022


SCP Foundation

A collaborative shared New Weird worldbuilding project focused on the exploits of the extranational "SCP Foundation" and their mission to protect humanity from esoteric, paranatural, and extraterrestrial threats. Started as an offshoot of /x/ copypasta, and has become its own form of metafiction, encompassing fan games, films, and as inspirations for other media properties.

I think a part of me died when they started letting anyone at the SCP Foundation write 001 proposals. It's been downhill since Gate Guardian.

by Somebody, but not Nobody June 1, 2022

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the synthetic dream foundation

One of the most influential experimental electronic bands of all time. They explore industrial music, neo classical piano, dark ambient music, and film music.

The synthetic dream foundation is the best industrial band ever.

by sarah June 7, 2004

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Foundational Black America

A group of black Americans who believe in an alternate-history, whereby they are descendants of slaves who rebelled in the 16th century and became "Natives" of a sort, integrating with Native American tribes (generally confused with tribes which would live in the region only centuries later). This alternate history is propagated by known, and self-professed, race baiter (and wannabe-cult-leader) Tariq Nasheed.

"I am not African-American, I an a Foundational Black American!"
"Sure Tariq, and aliens TOTALLY built the pyramids too, and also Jesus, and the original Hebrews, and the ancient Egyptians, and three Roman Emperors, and the ancient Moors were all black right?"

by Anotherdudeguy September 2, 2022

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The Save a Bum Foundation

a sucky band from iowa who has a super fat kid for the drummer hahahahaha and a douche asshole man for a bass player.

The save a bum foundation really sucked at that show last week.

by jimgreenboy April 29, 2005

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