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A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
An amazing mobile game created by Kakao Games. A link to the past styled one where you explore dungeons, save the world and unlock sexy women.
My man George: I just played Guardian Tales, it was awesome!
When Guardian Angels have been taken over by floating triangles, in which only spiritual people can see.
They come in transparent, glowing colours of blue and green. They contain faces and angel wings, and their role is that of a normal guardian angel...except they're triangles.
Spiritual child: "May your Guardian Triangle watch over you."
Pedestrian: "So my guardian angel is a triangle now?"
A person or group of people who immediately suspect an eating disorder or cancer because someone has lost weight. They spend their time monitoring your waist line, watching you eat or asking invasive questions that are none of their business. A person who does not recognize the obesity crisis and only focuses on those who have lost weight. This person will pretend to be concerned while actually experiencing envy and confusion.
They literally asked me if I was sick because I lost weight. They swear they are the guardians of fupa.
She keeps coming up to me talking about all of the weight I'm dropping like she's one of the gaurdians of fupa.
1. A stalker.
2. Someone who is anonymous and knows way too much about someone else.
3. A creeper.
He knows too much about her and watches her from a distance. He is her guardian stranger.
A Series Guardian a protector of a universe guardian a "Door" to the universe having a signature weapon and an array of abilities usually being the strongest being from their universe. Series guardians come in many shapes and sizes from tall glass knights to a small shape creature. Series Guardians are often named after things that don't seem like names but items an example is Logo and Symbol.
Person 1: Hey do you know Logo?
Person 2: I know Logo he's the Series Guardian of "Spooky Stories"
Person 1: Yeah he is pretty cool but I think I like Symbol better from "Congruentous"
Any portions of the labia minora which extend outward beyond the vaginal opening.
Labia minora serving to cock block or frustrate vaginal intercourse.
It's hard to get my dick in her because her damn gate guardians are always in the way.
We tried to fuck last night but the gate guardians decreed: "none shall pass."