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A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.
Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.
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A red-faced rant. Spawned by Howard Dean as he crashed and burned in the 2004 Iowa Democratic primary.
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An incredibly small, racist shithole located near Des Moines, Iowa. 2/8 of the people are good, 6/8 are white trash or just plain strange. Most of the men are man-whores and racist while the women are, well, whores.
Frank : Where are you from man?
Bob : Colfax, Iowa.
Frank : That's unfortunate
The act Of doing a handstand in your car, sticking your dick out, and pissing on the front windshield.
Did you see that Iowa Sunrise this morning, i had to use the wind shield wipers to stop it.
Where middle-upper class Northern Illinois suburb kids vacation for nine months out of the year.
Mike: Yo bro, how about that Iowa City, huh?
Chad: Dude, more like Iowa SHITTY! amirite!? Let's fuck this town UP!
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These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on pig farms and take french showers regularly.
"What is the difference between iowa girls and a basketball? If you absolutely have to, you can eat a basketball."
"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."
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A statement that is shouted when any person from Iowa, or with direct connections to Iowa, is mentioned or does something of significance.
Dallas Clark (Indianapolis Colts TE - Former Iowa Hawkeyes TE) catches a touchdown pass: "From Iowa!"
Teacher: "Herbert Hoover was the 31st President of the United States."
Student: "From Iowa!"
(Person born in Iowa sinks the game winning beer pong shot): "From Iowa!"
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