Loafing

To take over a bar jukebox and play the same meatloaf song over and over on full volume.. then leave. Preferably "I would do anything for love," but any long meatloaf song serves the same purpose. (to annoy)

Man, we sure gave that bar a good Loafing. I don't know if that song will ever stop playing.

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Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

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loafed

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

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loaf

loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.

I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.

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loaf

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.

loafyyy, your so fat

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Loaf

A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.

The cops took away that guy and his loaf.

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loaf

referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.

holy that guy has a huge loaf

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