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An unbelievably violent mix of full contact martial arts amongst many persons, often to the sounds of metal music, in many variations.
The name is taken from "martial arts" and "mosh pit." In actuality, a circle of violent individuals trained to fight, beating each other down to the rhythm of screaming metal. Otherwise known as "Stay the fuck out if you can't handle pain."
There were four deaths today in the marsh pit. Eight injuries, being three broken legs, four cracked hips, and one dislocated shoulder.
Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.
Your acting like such an ed marsh right now
To Be one step ahead of the cops. Originating from the legendary gangsta' from compton.
Yo you was Marsh~Dawgin' them tonight.
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a mix between mud butt and swamp ass. often happens during strenuous activity where the anal cavity sweats and a small shart slips out, and the sweat makes the small shart turd turn into a marshland of sweat and shit.
"man, i was lifting weights the other day and i was straining, and when i got home, i had marsh ass!"
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The act of taking a gigantic dump relative to the size of South Park's Randy Marsh's dump that weighed many Courics. After The Randy Marsh one has an intense release of endorphins and feels relaxed and proud of their massive dump.
"Dude, I totally had "The Randy Marsh" of all dumps...I had to even flush twice to get it down the toilet"
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A long term resident of the Dengie area of Essex, generally with local family history going back several generations, with a history of inter-breeding.
There's no way I'm not going out drinking in Southminster mate, it's full of fucking Marsh Monkeys
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An alternative to saying mosh pitting, sounds best when said in a heavy american accent.
'the show was moshoriffic - kids were marsh potting all over the place'
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