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Constipated Network

A computer network that is so congested or overloaded that data transfers at extremely slow speeds.

I can't even open facebook, we must be suffering from a constipated network.

by Just_D_in_aus August 18, 2009


Cartoon Network

A channel that airs all animated shows. The shows during the day are all meant for children, and, as stated before, consist mainly of hacked up anime. However, starting at eleven, airs adult swim. The greatest mix of comedy and anime on television today.

"Dude, did you see Family Guy last night?"
"Hell yeah man, that's some funny stuff."

by Your Mom July 26, 2004

70๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


cartoon network

A TV channel which hosts cartoons 24/7. During the last few years, it's gained some controversy for taking away some popular shows (such as Dexter's Laboratory and Samurai Jack) and replacing them with what many people believe to be "unimaginitive pieces of crap". However, they still host some really good shows such as "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends", "Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy" and "Teen Titans".

Also, while children and young teens can enjoy cartoons playing through the day aimed at them, a feature called "Adult Swim" plays through the night, with many mature shows for, yep, adults.

I think Cartoon Network will continue to thrive, but can it improve, find its way back to people and erase some controversy?

Guy 1: Cartoon Network's quality's starting to drop, don't you think?
Guy 2: At least we've got Foster's Home

by DudeWhosJustABitNuts August 5, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cartoon Network

A cartoon channel that only shows half of an anime series, repeats it 50 times, and replaces it with fucking reruns of "A Pup Named Scooby Doo".

Fuck Cartoon Network. I'm gonna go bootleg all my favorite anime shows instead.

by AYB May 9, 2003

114๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tommie Network

Stream of ejaculate dripping from woman to woman to woman and eventually back to some dudes at Carlson School of Management.

You won't get a job from the so-called "Tommie Network" but can guarantee yourself to pick up a few STD's, well worth 300,000$ in school.

St Thomas "Apply to St Thomas! We have a great School network called the Tommie Network! It basically GaUarAnTeeS you to land a bUSiNeSs JoB befORe you even graduate! Tee-hee! all you have to do is take 3 years of theology, 3 of philosophy and 4 years of bullshit vocab! then youre set!"

Students, naive: "sounds great! lemme sell my liver..."

Alumni: "A Tommie network? A Tommie Network you say? Better take your gulashes, then."

by BasedDe September 17, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Preppers Network

A network of survivalists, patriots and Preparedness minded folks who wish to survive and prepare for disasters of all types; natural, man-made, and economic

American Preppers Network

by TomTheTruckdriver February 3, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cartoon Network

A channel that used to be good back in the 90s but then added their original series which the majority of them suck ass except Samurai Jack, Cartoon Planet and Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Then in 2001 they added Adult Swim which is a block of comedy and anime. Cartoon Network plays their original series, Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry and Scooby Doo to death. The only good thing about CN now is Adult Swim.

Cartoon Network, where have you been? You're killing us with this kiddie junk!

by the retro toon freak August 4, 2006

92๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž