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that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
The act of hacking someone's smart devices and compiling video for a reality show production in some obscure third word country.
Wow, Bob was Trumaned and I got busted as an accomplice to that time he murdered Phil.
The state where someone believes the world they live in is not real, but rather a TV show and that everyone are actors, similar to the comedy/sci-fi movie The Truman Show.
The Truman Show is a movie where Truman, an insurance salesman is oblivious of the fact that his entire life is a TV show and his family members are mere actors. As the truth slowly uncovers itself, he decides to escape his "fake world".
Our neighbour thinks he's in a show. He must've been affected by Trumanism."
A baby boy who is very handsome and loves backshots from the boys
Oh my god Truman just blasted out my back
The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
"Don't touch me there!" Truman protests
a discor d kitten who plays minecraft and helps me with skyblock that one time
person 1: dude truman just messaged me
me: uwu