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FIFA World Cup

Something penaldo could never win

"Penaldo is never gonna win the lottery. Its a FIFA World Cup."

by LionelAndresMessiCuccitini April 4, 2024


Rigged World Cup

A stolen trophy that Pessi and Argentina stoled in the daytime! The 2022 World Cup was rigged asf!

Did the Rigged World Cup fell off? Yes

by I Swallow Your Come July 23, 2024


World Cup Widows

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.

Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."

by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014


Around the World Cup

Is when a male is jerking off and reaches around one of his legs and continues to finish.

Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.

by TruthHasIt October 30, 2014