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Albert

A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.

Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.

by Jacobsenj11 February 11, 2018

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Albert

Albert is always a ginger whether you like it or not.

Dave: Albert is so cool
Jack: No he isnt he is ginger.

by IAmRightImBetterThanJesusAndU July 3, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Albert

Albert is a lovely dog and has a great personality everybody loves him especially people who just meet him

Albert is a lovely dog

by Babycrinkle March 4, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


albert

albert is literally the fattest piece of shit you will ever see. lives in his mom's basement with an Xbox 360 and a short redhead like a little bitch. He sits around eating Cheetos and diet coke while yelling into his 3$ earbuds at the enemy. calling them nerds and n****rs and other slurs.

Dude that Albert kid smells so bad!

by Beanos_ September 24, 2019

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Albert

Big gay homosexual who likes sucking dick

Eugene: Have you heard that Albert loves sucking dick?
Vincent: I know right he's such a faggot

by .Wonton Fighter. November 12, 2018

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Albert

1. Annoying and whining female.

2. Female Dog
3.An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
4.spineless cretin

Basically a Bitch!

Dude 1: yo , we're going bar hopping wanna come?

Dude2 : hold on let me check with my girl.

Dude1: man stop being such a Lil Albert and let's go!

by Kryptonssavior April 30, 2016

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Albert

A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is β€œDurachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.

β€œHey look and that spastic kid”
Oh I think that’s Albert

by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž