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A sex act where one person blows a snot rocket into another person's anus.
"My boyfriend is allergic to my cats so he gave me a hot avocado and then left."
He is in your house
He is in your bed
If your lucky he’s not inside your head.
YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.
man 1: did you watch that living rock
man 2 : you mean Nikocado Avocado?
man1: yes.
man 2: no.
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the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption
this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.
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a fat whore with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sluts, are known to suck dick for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat slutty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.
pigarella: so jizzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?
jizzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i fuck him.
trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!
smelanie: WERE FAT HOES!
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retard: wow im happy im not Nikocado Avocado and im just retarded
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When someone is literally an avocado, or when someone has an avocado shaped head. Or the act of having sex with a small coconut.
I am an avocado.
I'm an avocado.
Im an avocado bitches!
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