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A male sibling to which you will hate and love through out your life.
Yeah, that's my brother.
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A Guy who only tries to protect his sister even when she is being a jerk (all the time). He may make fun if u or make u feal bad but know that deep down he really loves u and cares about u. Don't make him mad or HELL has broken loose. And know that he can beat u up easely But doesn't because he loves u. It doesn't matter if he is older or younger, he will challenge any Guy that comes within 5 feet of u. Respect him and put up with all his crap and he will put with yours. When he make u feel bad or insults u (1). know that he is having the worst day and ask him what's wrong or (2). He is trying to make u stronger so u can learn how to deal with the real dicks in life. No matter what he loves u. If he is a real jerk then don't ask him about his feelings (we usually don't like to talk about our feelings) just know that he is having a hard time in life and is hurting. He needs to let some steam off. Also try to figure out why he is hurting and fix if, we love when people help us out and we don't have to talk about our feelings. Help us and respect your brother and we will do the same.
15 year old Brother: yo sis how was your day?
17 year old Sister: OMG it was great, the senior QB asked me out.
Brother: oh really... where does he live?
-sister tells brother where he lives, brother picks up a bar-code
Brother: I'm going to play baseball with some freinds.
----------------next day------------------
-sister comes home crying-
Brother: what's wrong?
Sister: the QB is in the hospital, he is going to be in a full body cast for 2 months. He wont tell what happened.-sobs-
-brother turns away and smiles wickedly-
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When you go to multiple social events over a long period of time, expecting to see a certain person, where instead you always run into his/her brother.
Hey you know that concert I went to where all his friends attended and I thought he'd be there too? NOPE, just got brothered again.
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The 3-year apart lightskin millionaire influencer brother duo known as ‘JetSet and TheBlondeJon’… AKA Josh King Madrid & Jon Madrid.
From Ohio and then moved to LA. Years later moved to the Inland Empire (IE) where they grew up until they graduated Paloma Valley High School and moved to the OC and LA to successfully pursue making millions as an internet celebrity.
Tommy: Look at those Instagram supermodel twins, they are smoking hot babes!
Joey Sendz: It’s not worth it bro, The Madrid Brothers already sealed that deal.
Tommy: Them too?! Damn, these buff-ass veneer wearing lightskins are studs. Not even gunna lie.
Joey Sendz: and they are rich with hella followers.
Tommy: I’m in the wrong industry. I need me some internet money.
Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".
Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.
Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"
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One who has no talents or skills and relies on the welfare from a family member (usually little brother), for income, housing, and modicum of attention. These individuals refuse to work and will often mistake this welfare for personal success and attribute their misgivings to minorities.
"That bum is a total Brother Joe"
"C'mon dude he's not that bad, at least he sells cans for a living"
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A person who expresses a misguided conception of masculinity (often involving racism and threats of violence) in order to hide their gay sexual orientation from others. These individuals often adopt “tough guy” personas such as bikers or rockers, and dress as such in a manner similar to cosplaying.
“There was this guy in my neighborhood who was always wearing Sons of Anarchy merch and threatening people with his brothers guns. But then we found out he was struggling internally with his sexuality; he was a Brother Joe the whole time.
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