CAFE M

Cafe M is a posh word to describe Mcdonalds.

Oh my god, I cant believe how hungover I am. The only thing that will sort me out is a Cafe M.

Lets go to Cafe M and discuss the cheeky boys from last night.

5👍 1👎

Y cafe

When you go down on a girl, you're eating at the Y cafe' because her legs form a Y.

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I ate at the Y cafe.

36👍 23👎

Floppa's Cafe

demented. everyone here sucks. i actually hate them all. why does this place exist.

i hope Floppa's Cafe burns to the ground in the most gruesome way possible.

6👍 2👎

Dogwater cafe

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.

"We treat you like the dog you are!"


its true!

21👍 13👎

Doujin cafe

The most epic doujin music server on discord.

DudeA: Hey, are you in doujin cafe?
DudeB: Yeah man, it's epic!

1👍 6👎

hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

Target Cafe

A place inside Target Stores where people with manners of a slopped hogs go to order and eat food.Then after eating mess is just left behind,including food that Target does not sell.Shopping carts are used to block entire isles of tables so other Target Guests cannot get in or out of them.Children of Target Guests are allowed to scream and throw food,and also given permission to run their greasy fingers all over the windows.Over filled Icee drinks litter the countertops and floors

That Target Cafe looks like a fraternity food fight happened in there!It's so Targhetto!