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top notch ( used in shrophire by most bowlers)
(1) cock on lad, cock on
(2)that was a cock on shag !
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1. The only part of a boy that matters.
2. Fun to play with
3. Veryyy enjoyable to suck on
4. Feels so good when rammed into my pussy
5. Rub it all over my face
6. I love cock. give it to me
boy: "bitch get on my fucking cock before i shove it down your throat"
girl: "OOOHH FUCK ME! FUCK ME HARDDD!"
boy: "you like my fucking cock in your tight pussy, dont u u fucking slut"
girl: "AHHHH! YES! OHHH, OOOOOHHHHH"
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Original teaching of the word cock is a sword, and already appears in the Bible and Midrash borrowed means.
The book of Jeremiah said: "horses are entered to cock durations, were one to gloat his neighbor's wife"
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The male reproductive organs used in fucking.
Can I suck your cock?
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!
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1. An alternative name for a male chicken (rooster)
2. A slang name for penis. See dick
3. In guns, the mechanism which readies the barrel to fire.
4. A term used to describe wandering about with no purpose. See lollygagging.
That cock woke me up a 3 AM this morning!
My gargantuan cock penetrated her.
I pulled back the cock on my Magnum.
Stop cocking about!
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an appropriate exclamation for any occasion
boss: "congratulations, johnson, you're being promoted."
johnson: "cocks!"
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Short for shuttlecock, another name for a badminton birdie.
Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
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