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When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust
Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here
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Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
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the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good
aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks
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Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.
(n)- Something that has the ultimate crust factor. Meaning it is very undesirable and therefore crusty. It is so crusty that it has to be referred to the place that makes the crust- the crust factory.
girl 1- heyyy look at my new shirt
girl 2- wow its like a crust factory, put it away
girl 1 *walks away crying*
The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.
Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away
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Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"