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When another person of any gender gets in the way of a woman's attempt to initiate sexual contact with another woman. This can be by distractions or their own sexual flirtations.
Dude, I was at the bar with Sheila and she totally started Beaver Damming me for that ginger chick in the corner! I won in the end though- who's the beaver dam now!!
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When ice has unknowingly clumped together in the bottom of a drink container and spontaneously comes free only when the glass is tipped all the way back, giving the drinker an unavoidable cold splash of beverage and ice to the face.
This most commonly happens on a first date or when first meeting someone you're attracted to. Not exactly the (ahem) icebreaker you were looking for.
Hi nice to meet you Emily, my name is Patrick. Oh, so thirsty from working out all afternoon. (Gulp, gulp... Splash!).
Oh Patrick, you just had an ice dam! Let me help you dry off your half shirt.
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Similar to the common practice of using a rubber dental dam as a barrier against germs and disease while performing oral-anal sex, the Ham Dam uses the same concept but instead of rubber one uses a thin slice of honey baked ham.
"Dude, I would totally lay down the Ham Dam on that girl."
"After I gave Erica the Ham Dam, I slapped that thin slice of honey-baked on some potato bread and ate a Ham Damwich!"
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A lesbian version of cock block
What do u call a lesbian cock blocker?
A beaver dam
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For males, the toilet paper you use to protect the head of your penis from a foreign toilet seat while seated.
I know you had to use a glans dam in that nasty ass bathroom.
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1.(n.)the female equivalent of a cock block; a person who prevents a woman from scoring
2.(n.)the female equivalent of a boner killer; a person or situation that turns a woman off
3.(v.) an act which prevents a woman from scoring, intentionally or not
1. My roommate is a crazy-ass beaver dam. I can't bring anyone home without her trying to fuck them first.
2. Long nails are a sure-fire beaver dam. No wolverine bullshit in my snatch, thank you.
3. Dude, quit tryin' to beaver dam me! I need to get laid!
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A dental dam composed of a thin sheet of latex, plastic or polyurethane that offers protection against oral transmission of sexually transmitted infections.
All I could taste and smell were plastic strawberries while taking my girly friend to cloud-V with Venus Dams.
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