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Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b March 25, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Run Over Rubber Dog Shit

Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating

Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?

Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible

by Freeze_Riggs July 3, 2016


Dog shit-eating knob gobbler

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican

Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well

by Doucherag December 18, 2004

42๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


hotter than dog shit in a skillet

a person be hot an in temperature

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.

by Jason T. Durbin November 17, 2005

63๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


feel like complete Dog Shit

means to feel terrible

bro i feel like complete dog shit

by lil Riptide September 28, 2023


Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018


you piece of living dog shit

self-explanitory, fucknugget.

"you piece of living dog shit, I hate you."

by notultra March 19, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž