dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

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Donger deed

When you take out a door knob using your mouth

Person 1 :I just did the donger deed

Person 2 : NO WAYY

schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants’ asses twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that Double Donger the Padres pulled off today?!?!?!?

Donger

Dingus, Doofus, Dork. Someone dumb.

Shut up you donger.

Dongers

An Affix/Adjective used when a person is obsessed with animals.

Animaldongers

Oh you're obsessed Dogs? You're a Dogdongers then.