Fat chick stake out

The act of purchasing drive thru food at a quick serve establishment, proceeding to find parking somewhere generally not within restaurant grounds, and “staking out” an area while shame eating food out of a paper bag.

I gotta get back to work but I don’t wanna eat at my desk, I’m just gonna do a fat chick stake out.

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Good lookin' fat chick

1. A chick that is decently looking/attractive in the face, but also has qualities of a nice rack (mostly the rack) and butt that come from her being overweight/fat. Unfortunately she is overweight so she will have a spare tire around her waist as well as thighs that are almost as big as 155mm howitzer shells.

2. Can also be a good looking chick with the same qualities ( rack and butt ) as the above and might not necessarily be overweight, but can be heavyset, or voluptuous.

The hourglass and pear female body shapes are typical examples of the the second definition.

Bob: Queen Latifah's hot.

Alice: She looks fat.

Bob: Yeah, but she's a good lookin' fat chick.

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Fat chick on roller skates

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a obese woman that has uncontrollable A.D.D and moves her feet around in a way that looks like she is rollerskating on air.

I just had sex for the first time with this hot fat chick too bad she was just another fat chick on roller skates.

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The Fat Chick Love Effect

When a guy is nice to a fat (or ugly) chick who is usually ignored or unliked by other guy. The fat chick sees it as the guy liking her and is immediately infatuated with him.

Applies to other situations where someone is ignored, is given attention and then falls in love with the person giving them attention.

Bill: Hey, hows it going?

Fat chick (in head): OMG! He's speaking to me! He must like me! And he's so hot too! I love him!

Bill (in head): Shit! I shouldn't have said anything, I think she's experiencing the fat chick love effect.

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fat chick wing man

usually a drunk who passes out or gets kicked out of clubs.

a fat chick wing man trys to drink everyones drink at a table and drops them all, then gets kicked out

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Big DICKS In Fat Chicks 12!

The Ultimate Porno involving Ron Jeremy and Toola From Fat Pizza. A true Monster Mash

Yo i just got home time to put on me dad's old Pornos i got one called " Big DICKS in Fat Chicks 12! "

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Sweating like a fat chick at a disco

Sweating heavily.
:D.

Lad1:I just ran a marathon
Lad2:Sweating like a fat chick at a disco?

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