Pussy Fax

A history of how many times said pussy has been in use. How man users have been through it and how long it's been in use

Guy 1: How long you and Ebony been dating?

Guy 2: A couple of weeks.
Guy 1: You hit yet??
Guy 2: Nah, not yet, but before I hit, Ima ask her for that Pussy Fax. Can't drive a car and not know who's been driving it, how long since the last tune up and how many years it's been since it left the dealership and had that first test drive
Guy 1: Hahahaha, I hear you on that bruh

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fax, b

only to be used when a great proverb or truth has been spoken; widely used in the bronx among deadass NY niggas.

"yo, did you hear about what happened last night with bryce? nobody should cheat on his girl's best friend. that shit mad fucked up"

"fax, b. that shit ain't right"

hoe fax

A report of the past sexual history of males and females

Joy: Is that Brian?
Elena: Yup, he's gotten so sexy since he cut his hair.
Joy: He sure is sexy, I know all the girls be on that.
Elena: Yes I need to get the hoe fax on him

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ass fax

When someone's jeans or pants tag is sticking straight up out of their ass.

Dan was looking good today except for that "ass fax."

Seriously, I don't need to know what he's a size 30 and shops at Banana Republic.

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ass fax

What people used to do before they had ass email and ass book.

Dude: Wo bro, what are you doing near the photocopier?
Bro: Just trying ass fax my ex-girlfriend dude.
Dude: Bro, just give her an ass book instead, it's 2016.
Bro: But it just ain't retro dude.

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to send a fax

to defecate

You can´t believe that!...we are in 9 at home. Sometimes it´s impossible to send a fax without people disturbing you!

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Ball fax

Hoop shoes

Put ya ball fax on we linking the courts