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the opposite of gaslighting-you show someone how wonderful they truly are
thanks for flashlighting me
A person, place, or thing, most often a person, that a person can focus on for direction forward emotionally.
Friend: Your life is so chaotic: how are you keeping life together?
Person: I just focus on my friends, they’re my flashlight.
Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.
Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out
The stars of all jap animation. Called flashlight heads because their eyes so SOOO FRICKEN HUGE. and, they seem to glow. Many viewers of jap animation wish to reach out, and poke the eyes of these flashlight heads, 'cause they are HUGE.
You see that jap animation with the flashlight head Goku? I really want to poke his eye
When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.
Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."