Booze Fuse

Slang for alcohol induced blackouts. Like a fuse in ones drinking circuit, it's a connection that can blow out unexpectedly when your personal tolerance maxes out while binge drinking. Unlike a circuit breaker, this cannot be reset. Total black out until you wake up, and you'll remember nothing.

I thought 3 beers an hour was fine, until my booze fuse blew out and it was lights out. I can't remember anything

Cannon Fuse

The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.

Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.

Fuse booze

A style of mixed drink. Originally a mixture of distilled spirits, sugar, water, and bitters, the word has gradually come to mean almost any mixed drink containing alcohol.

Hey man, let's drop by the bar and grab some fuse booze.

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Fuse Boxed

having sex with a woman in different orifices until you cum (like sticking a new fuse in every socket until the lights come on)

Halfway into fucking her, I just wasn't into it, so I fuse boxed her until I came.

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Fuse Channel

A Fucking Kick Ass Channel With No Gay Reality, Just Kick Ass Videos.

"OMG Dude, Fuse Is So Much Better Than MTV, No Rap Or Reality Yesssss.

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Corn fused

A person,place or thing confused in Iowa

I am corn fused about this problem I've grown

Time fuse

Step 1) When you unroll half of the toilet paper.

Step 2) Delicately wipe your ass.

Step 3) Re-roll it like a brand new roll.

Step 4) Leave for unsuspecting victim.

Credit to: Jimmy 51-50

Bro, I just time fused Laura’s bathroom!